Back in Fucking Business
Rieccomi in attivitá, cazzo
You dumbasses continue to search for Italian swear words, Italian swearing and the like, for fuck's sake? Don't you have anything better to do, like skewering your broad? Voi coglioni continuate a cercare parolacce, insulti e torpiloquio in Italiano, porca troia? Non avete niente di meglio da fare, tipo arpionare la vostra vaccona?
And all the wankers around the 'Net want to know "what does fanculo mean" or some shit like that. E tutti i segaioli sulla Rete vogliono sapere "cosa significa fanculo" o cazzate simili.
It means FUCK OFF, or FUCK YOU. But you can use it also as FUCK IT or just FUCK.
Inbred retards.
And it's pronounced like FAN-KOO-LO.
FAN like in fan, the thing you should use to blow some carbon monoxide in your lungs.
fan, la cosa che dovreste usare per soffiarvi un po' di ossido di carbonio nei polmoni.
KOO like in... well, there's no bloody English word I know with koo. So figure it out by your fucking selves.
LO like in "Lo! Behold, another dickbrain googling for this crap".
"Ah, guarda: un'altra testa di cazzo che cerca queste stronzate con Google"
Ok, now the first lesson for the mentally challenged is over. Ready for the next one or do you need more coloured safety pencils? Va bene, la prima lezione per i ritardati é finita. Siete pronti per la seconda, o vi servono altre matite colorate di sicurezza?
Today's new word is VAFFANCULO.
Its meaning is the same as fanculo, but this is a long form. Not, not the polite form, moron. No, non la forma educata, minchione. Its pronunciation is more difficult, because bloody English does not have all the required sounds.
VA like the va in van or vapour.
FF is the nastiest bitch; I can think only of Laffer with a similar sound.
AN is straight-friggin-forward: like an asshole.
The rest is as explained above, if you have the mental capacity to retain that bit of information. The Laffer curve shows how the government screws citizens with taxes. Il resto é come spiegato sopra, se avete le facoltá mentali per ricordare quelle informazioni. La Curva di Laffer mostra come il governo lo mette in culo ai cittadini con le tasse.
Satisfied? If not, sod off. Soddisfatti? Se non lo siete, levatevi dai coglioni.
You dumbasses continue to search for Italian swear words, Italian swearing and the like, for fuck's sake? Don't you have anything better to do, like skewering your broad? Voi coglioni continuate a cercare parolacce, insulti e torpiloquio in Italiano, porca troia? Non avete niente di meglio da fare, tipo arpionare la vostra vaccona?
And all the wankers around the 'Net want to know "what does fanculo mean" or some shit like that. E tutti i segaioli sulla Rete vogliono sapere "cosa significa fanculo" o cazzate simili.
It means FUCK OFF, or FUCK YOU. But you can use it also as FUCK IT or just FUCK.
Inbred retards.
And it's pronounced like FAN-KOO-LO.
FAN like in fan, the thing you should use to blow some carbon monoxide in your lungs.
fan, la cosa che dovreste usare per soffiarvi un po' di ossido di carbonio nei polmoni.
KOO like in... well, there's no bloody English word I know with koo. So figure it out by your fucking selves.
LO like in "Lo! Behold, another dickbrain googling for this crap".
"Ah, guarda: un'altra testa di cazzo che cerca queste stronzate con Google"
Ok, now the first lesson for the mentally challenged is over. Ready for the next one or do you need more coloured safety pencils? Va bene, la prima lezione per i ritardati é finita. Siete pronti per la seconda, o vi servono altre matite colorate di sicurezza?
Today's new word is VAFFANCULO.
Its meaning is the same as fanculo, but this is a long form. Not, not the polite form, moron. No, non la forma educata, minchione. Its pronunciation is more difficult, because bloody English does not have all the required sounds.
VA like the va in van or vapour.
FF is the nastiest bitch; I can think only of Laffer with a similar sound.
AN is straight-friggin-forward: like an asshole.
The rest is as explained above, if you have the mental capacity to retain that bit of information. The Laffer curve shows how the government screws citizens with taxes. Il resto é come spiegato sopra, se avete le facoltá mentali per ricordare quelle informazioni. La Curva di Laffer mostra come il governo lo mette in culo ai cittadini con le tasse.
Satisfied? If not, sod off. Soddisfatti? Se non lo siete, levatevi dai coglioni.
posted by Fabio at 6:59 PM
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